Channeling a popular 1971 song by Five Man Electrical Band, King Donald has decreed that signs be placed outside the Smithsonian Museum to warn patrons that information found within is inaccurate. Of course, he is protecting us from data that may reflect poorly on his kingdom.
Among these falsehoods are that science is the best path toward truth and that racism has always been part of American culture. These signs will hopefully make us stop and think before we immerse ourselves in the liberal milieu of that National Institution.
There is only one problem with our Dear Leader's signs. We cannot believe a word that he says or writes.
