Countering the mistaken belief that groceries are expensive, King Trump sent out his Agriculture Secretary to report that hundreds of meals can be made for three dollars apiece. Her example was "a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli and something else." Of course, one would have to drink water and a dessert would be out of the question.
One doubts that Our Dear Leader will be serving three dollar meals at his 400 million dollar ballroom but, according to recent reports, Trump orders only three items when he visits McDonalds: a Big Mac, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Fish Sandwich.
Having cut aid to starving populations across the globe, the Trump Administration has no tolerance for American citizens who complain about grocery prices. After all, emphasis must be placed on procuring Venezuelan oil, paying thugs to enforce our immigration laws and preparing to invade Greenland.
